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Fantastic lil' shoot-em-up game, music is dang good. Don't be afraid to use your G-Fields, they're basically rechargeable bombs! (Just save them for the bosses that require teleportation)

Three really bad flaws, however. You can only fullscreen in the main menu, and you can't pause (really?) and quit, especially if you wanted to see the lore transition but forgot to do so. Also, it doesn't save your progress if you quit, having to restart from Stage 1 again :(

There's also a major bug where the window doesn't scale properly unless you zoom in/out with your browser at least once (thanks Pickled-Cow for the fix), might want to fix that soon.

Also Ravioli sux lol

LumpyTouch responds:

Window scale issue should be fixed now (hopefully)

Pausing was problematic because it would mean your mouse cursor could suddenly jump after a pause, so we just elected not to do it.

No saved progress, I just figured it would be like an arcade type experience you could beat in one sitting. Unfortunate if you ended up missing lore though. Originally the lore was mandatory, but it was a bit much to mash through every playthrough.

For better or worse that's my rationale on the flaws you brought up! Appreciate you playing the game!

0/10 can't T-spin /s

Thought of this suddenly and came back to it, still a lovely little game to play. Kinda wish it went on forever like, y'know, real Tetris, and had a hold function.

Pour one out for those who made the mistake of challenging a similar-sized-looking fish only to get chomped :(

Bruh

Cyberdevil responds:

Yupp

I can't believe there was a 7 GRAND DAD reference all the way back in 2011 lmao

This was such a bloody (and I really mean that) hilarious game of the day, and the song choices are all top-tier and memorable even to this day.

This was a great game, I remember the infinite enemies glitch in Arcade mode being really dang funny, and a PC killer at the time.

This was an awesome game, it's probably pretty clunky by today's standards but damn it was fun back then, and still kind of is today.

I had a pretty cringe review at the time, so I'm making amends by writing a decent one in its place.

Damn fine game, even if it's a bit basic at its core. I remember playing this all the dang time, and even now I somehow managed to sink in a few hours.

This game also introduced me to E.S. Posthumus (whose two music tracks play in this game, Nineveh and Pompeii respectively), and I will forever love you for doing so.

For a totally-not-Kingdom Rush-clone (I noticed it on the first level, lol), this is a pretty decent if simple TD. The simplicity works against it in some aspects though, the lack of priority targeting was the most obvious one.

Anyways, still a pretty good game featuring the Tankmen and other NG characters.

A M O G U S

Edit: The creator's website achievement seems to be broken on Firefox I think, the game just freezes when getting back to the tab.

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