ghthhgfhg's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico's School]

Damn. April Fools once again strikes, and does it deliver some fine lols. It's like looking at the original through a fever dream. The moment Boyfriend showed up in Pico's School art-style made me laugh.

Wait does this mean Pico x BF is canon now oh dear

[Death vs. Monstars]

Dang, I remember playing this during the golden days of NG. I remember this game being really hard, dying multiple times on the orange stage and from the boss slamming into me. Now though, maybe because I played Touhou and got more skilled at bullet hells this game feels a lot easier lol.

The game's still ridiculously fun, the difficulty is just right, and for an eight-year old flash game the art and graphics are still really great. 10/10.

[Battle Against a True Alicorn]

It's decent, though I wish you added a replay button.

[Punch The Trump]

Oh man, this brings back memories of the good ol' days of Newgrounds churning out celebrity-punching simulators like hotcakes. The gameplay itself is basically a spam-fest, not even a real game, but who would actually create any serious works featuring Trump? (Besides the guy who wrote the erotic fiction)

Made me laugh. #makenewgroundsgreatagain

[How To Cook Everything]

This has potential for being a hilarious Surgeon Simulator-style game, complete with things like "Edibility" and "Taste" metres, and customer responses reminiscent of Steam reviews (7.8/10 I needed a colonic irrigation afterwards but it was worth it).

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat my creamy mercury-barbeque pasta with a sprinkling of calcium.

[Impossible Hardy]

Over 100 attempts, and I just managed to get the second coin. This is the first game that left a puddle of sweat on my spacebar, and I daresay, you may have just created the next Flappy Bird.

The graphics seem a bit bland though, which kind of makes the whole game boring after a few rounds. Might want to add a little dash of colour here and there to make the game stand out more instead of just another run n' jump.

keybol responds:

haha nice! thanks for the input! I'll keep that in mind in my next games

[Clicker Heroes]

Looking at my clock, I realized three hours had passed. Is this game a time machine? :O

11/10 Would go again

[Skincraft]

This was actually the first Minecraft skin application that I stumbled across, and it's been my personal go-to favourite for skin-editing. I've made a couple skins with this, and they've turned out pretty well. I still think this could benefit with some better editing tools, though.

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

I remember playing this a few years ago; suddenly stumbled across this gem again.

This is a game where you need to kill yourself in order to progress further. It's pretty creative, and some of the levels are quite challenging. The first time I played this, I had to use a walkthrough (and subsequently facepalmed and said "ooohhh, I see" everytime I consulted it).

Even though its age is starting to show, (when compared to "newer" games) I still find this a fun, creative challenge. 10/10

[You Have To Burn The Rope]

This is, without a doubt, THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST FLASH GAYME EVAR CREATED.

The graphics were so absolutely beautiful, my optical receptors felt like they were feasting on a meal from heaven. The music was like ice cream to my ears, and the controls were tight.

I do believe, however, that the boss was too hard. I spent 127 hours (huehuehue) trying to kill the boss with my torch, before I finally realized that I had to burn the rope. I mean, that's so counter-intuitive! Judging from the title, I had NO idea what I had to do!

But anyways, thank you for the experience. It was definitely a good one.